The memecoin that crashes your portfolio (intentionally)
Token: $WOJAK.EXE
Network: Solana
Status: EXTREMELY VOLATILE
Mood: Perpetually Depressed
Hopium Level: CRITICAL
System Stability: COMPROMISED
SYSTEM WARNING!
$WOJAK.EXE may cause extreme emotional volatility. Side effects include: diamond hands, paper hands, existential dread, and spontaneous financial decisions.